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Post by ChromeToaster on Jul 24, 2007 0:14:39 GMT -5
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ;D ;D ;D
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PIECE OF SATIRE EVER!!!
GREAT JOB! ;D ;D
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Post by harry potter on Jul 25, 2007 7:05:17 GMT -5
fisrt of all you need to get yourself admitted to to a mental hospital..........or better still get a permanent bed in St.Mungos .............you crappish fool do you even have a bloody head you were obviously born without a bloddy brain. and by the way whos corrupting whom......... your bloody fuckin' article has more profanity than the whole of the harry potter series.
in case you are too much of a moron to know what profanity is is....... its another word for "bad words"........"foul words" etc etc etc etc
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Post by Julie on Jul 25, 2007 16:21:52 GMT -5
"These books are pure, concentrated evil, in paperback form,"
They are actually sold in hardcover form as well.
The horror...
The horror.
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Post by poopface on Jul 25, 2007 22:41:55 GMT -5
FAg get life your a fucking retard why waste gay time writing this shit. I sure hope your not a reverend cuase you would suck balls  |
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Post by Paola on Jul 26, 2007 11:01:33 GMT -5
you have MANY MANY MANY PROBLEMS!
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Post by HARRYPOTTERRULES on Jul 27, 2007 4:51:32 GMT -5
U R SO THICK U SEXIST PIG
J.K ROWLING IS A WOMAN
VOLDEMORT IS NOT JESUS
SNOGGING IS KISSING NOT INTERCOURSE
YOU ARE A SEXIST IDIOT WOMEN HAVE EQUAL RIGHHTS TO MEN AND BRITAIN IS NOT A FOUL CONTRY THAT TRIES 2 BRING DOWN AMERICA
AND HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ANYONE OVER 6 FT IS A FREAK
AND THE PICTURE YOU HAVE OF HARRY AN HERMIONE IT IS A PICTURE OF HARRY PROTECTING HER FROM A WERE WOLF YOU PRAT
WOMEN DO NOT LIVE ONLY TO CLEAN AND COOK AND GIVE BIRTH THEY ARE MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
SO BASICALLY
CLOSE DOWN THIS STUPID WEBSITE AS NONE OF IT IS TRUE YOU COMPLETE IDIOT
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Post by eh on Jul 27, 2007 12:58:56 GMT -5
Guys, let me spell out the obvious:
The article is one big deliberate J-O-K-E. It's a P-A-R-O-D-Y. A S-P-O-O-F. A S-A-T-I-R-E. H-U-M-O-R. It's NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
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Post by dude on Jul 27, 2007 13:01:29 GMT -5
OMG! This is the best satirical masterpiece since "Springtime for Hitler."  ;D |
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Post by whatever on Jul 27, 2007 13:13:31 GMT -5
To the author:
I think you need to add a message at the bottom of the article that tells people that the article isn't supposed to be taken seriously. A lot of people don't seem to realize that it's a joke article.
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Post by Julie on Jul 27, 2007 20:36:01 GMT -5
You should absolutely not write a message telling people that this is a joke. If you did, they probably would stop taking you seriously. And we can't have that, can we?
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Post by Harrys Dad on Jul 30, 2007 5:33:50 GMT -5
What a stupid and irrational article . The author seems to be drunk. Bullshitting all the time. Hopeless fellows like him must be thrown out of the country
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Post by You Are All Idiots on Jul 31, 2007 17:40:13 GMT -5
For the sweet holy love of God, I laughed my ass off reading the article.
And then I died a little on the inside reading these people's reactions.
Bobby, I bid thee-- do something about that.
War.
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Post by Sheylii on Aug 9, 2007 18:00:18 GMT -5
oh please,before u talk trash about one of the greatest books ever you should at least get your facts straight!Jk.rowling is a woman by the way not a man,ur so sexist!!women are equal to men!!!!VOLDEMORT IS JESUS !!!What the???that is riddikules y wuld he be trying to kill harry then??this is stupid!ur just jealous that a woman made the best series ever and a man didnt
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Post by LALA on Aug 10, 2007 2:48:34 GMT -5
i am desperately HOPING that the guy kjnew he was speaking complete BULLSHIT :(
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Post by john on Aug 10, 2007 12:43:27 GMT -5
OMG....half of you people are stupid idiots..
u really think he was being serious??
and then YOU start calling HIM stupid
damn ignorant fools
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