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Post by zlatan33 on May 9, 2007 9:04:01 GMT -5
God helps you, poor antichristian. You haven't never read any Harry Potter book and crap about it. You need a good psychiatrist. A very good one.
And you, guests, don't believe a world because these defamation are absolutely false.
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Post by Lovin this on May 13, 2007 4:28:49 GMT -5
This is all a big fat fucking joke man!!!
I mean, come on, Voldermort=Jesus? Load of shit!!!!
Oh yeah, echo 'wicked loike lol' y doesn't anyone point out that snogging is not intercorse!!!! Message to all you mislead Americans: Snogging is Kissing with tongues. A good old Brit like me should know!!
To round it up: Rev James Adams is having a laugh. Ignore him.
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Post by Bobby on May 13, 2007 16:11:31 GMT -5
This is all a big fat fucking joke man!!! I mean, come on, Voldermort=Jesus? Load of shit!!!! Oh yeah, echo 'wicked loike lol' y doesn't anyone point out that snogging is not intercorse!!!! Message to all you mislead Americans: Snogging is Kissing with tongues. A good old Brit like me should know!! To round it up: Rev James Adams is having a laugh. Ignore him. There is a giant factual error in that post.
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Post by manwithsenseofhumour on May 13, 2007 19:40:05 GMT -5
u guys are all so gay this obviously a joke, one of the funniest ive read so far on the interweb, and ur all whinig and complaining about how "snogging isnt intercourse blah blah blah" im not saying harry potter fans are losers, but if you cant take a joke, ur clearly a little too obsessed
btw, i got to this via a harry potter group on facebook, so ur fellow fans are able to take a joke without writing a thesis on how sexism is bad and harry potter is all that gives life in your mothers basement meaning
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Post by laughter on May 14, 2007 19:39:31 GMT -5
This article is so ridiculous!! I laughed through just about the whole thing!! Man. I'm very sorry for anyone who's gullible enough to believe anything this idiotic. But thanks for the laugh anyway! Don't miss the last Harry Potter book!
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Post by Jereth on May 15, 2007 10:38:16 GMT -5
The article is really stupid. Not researched enough to make it legitimate, but at the same time seriously not funny. The barsinistor who wrote this should shoot himself for the intelligence that he steals from all who read this article.
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Post by harryswitch on May 16, 2007 10:26:21 GMT -5
Man, you've definitely need to get your facts straight. There were so many errors in your logic I can't even remember them all. First, snogging isn't a form of intercourse with whips and chains and blah blah blah. Snogging is British slang for kissing. Last time I checked, I wasn't screwing someone the last time I kissed them. Secondly, you mention Merry & Pippin smoking pipeweed? They aren't even character in Harry Potter! They are from the Lord of the Rings! Genius! And Merry and Pippin can't be evil because they are like 2 feet tall, and according to you, only people over 6 ft. are evil. Right? Also, what are you talking about when you say Britain's never helped us?! There are hundreds of their soldiers fighting right beside us right now in Iraq. Prince Harry (haha how ironic) just went to Iraq to fight himself! You'd better brush up on your current events, babe. Oh and J.K. Rowling (not JRR Rowling) is a woman, and a mighty powerful one at that. But I can see how you would get her confused with a man when you use the first three initials of JRR Tolkein as her name. JRR Tolkein was the man that wrote the Lord of the Rings. Oh! And abra kadabra isn't a spell to instantly kill someone. It's avada kedavra. And Harry Houdini isn't just a blip in history.. he is quite possibly one of the most famous magicians to ever walk the face of this earth. Of course we've all heard of him. He was famous for a reason, there are tons of movies made about him. Look it up. Ok, I'm seriously running out of room to point out your numerous errors. I'll just leave you with one last comment. If Voldemort is Jesus.. then you seriously just made me the anti-Christ. Have a good one!
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Post by Bobby on May 16, 2007 10:31:34 GMT -5
I only read one sentence of your post, but suffice it to say you're very incorrect.
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Post by lackofmendacity on May 16, 2007 11:22:01 GMT -5
Fellow HP fans, I fear you're rather undermining our image as crack-snorting slashers irony-appreciating hedonists. As 'manwithsenseofhumour' pointed out, this post is (and I cannot stress this point enough) clearly a joke, and it's rather painful to see that majority of these posts seem to condemn the writer as a narrow-minded overzealous religious type. To whoever the writer is, I applaud you. I don't recall laughing so much at a satirical text since reading Jonathon Swift's "A Modest Proposal" (and you realise what a compliment this is, yes? *grins*). Well-written borderline crack is always enjoyable, and I adored the Simpsons references particularly.
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Post by Lovin this on May 20, 2007 2:58:22 GMT -5
would bobby care to tell wat was rong with my last post?
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Post by Bobby on May 21, 2007 14:41:08 GMT -5
would bobby care to tell wat was rong with my last post? I can assure you that it is physically impossible for the Reverend Adams to have a laugh.
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Post by j on May 22, 2007 0:51:29 GMT -5
just to add one thing merry and pippin are from LORD of the Rings not harry potter and its JK Rowling not J R R Rowling and lockhart is in number two not four really hope this is a joke if not you are a stupid stupid little man who obviously is scared of tall people sexist wanker
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Post by St Tray on May 22, 2007 15:13:52 GMT -5
Satire: 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. 2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
Let's not get too trigger-happy, people. Sometimes stuff like this is not to be taken at face-value.
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Post by Charlotte on May 22, 2007 16:15:12 GMT -5
Guys, I think 'Rev James Adams' is winding you up...hilarious how wound up he's got some people!
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Post by bail on May 22, 2007 22:52:22 GMT -5
You are pretty much one of the funniest bastards.... Thank you very much for writing that. And I'll follow your church any day. Happy whatever you call your pastime...
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